
My love affair began a long time ago with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He was so cute with his dumb ass shenanigans! I was always down to tune in and watch him talk shit to Carlton, piss Uncle Phil off, and give Ashley great advice. We had some great times back then, I wasn't even trippin when he made out with Tyra and Nia Long. I just can't be mad at someone who's swag is through the roof, guys.

After that, he branched out onto the BIG SCREEN. Bad Boys, Independence Day, and Men in Black were instant classics. The he got kinda weird and did Wild Wild West, Bagger Vance, and Hitch. What the fuck, Will? If it weren't for his performance in Ali, I would have had to break up with him. But he knew just how to reel me back in. He went ahead and did The Pursuit of Happiness, I Am Legend, and Seven Pounds! Damn, Will. Thanks for making me open up the waterworks for the very first time this Willenium (hehe). Will is just the perfect man to have around! He can fight aliens, he will stop at nothing to find a job, and he can come up with a cure to save humanity after a virus kills damn near everybody. He even looks good as a fucking fish, yall!

People always wanna clown my sweet prince about his music career. Not me! I love his clean raps. Miami is the fucking cut! You are a liar if you say it doesn't make you wanna sip grown people drinks on a beach to beat the heat. Getting Jiggy With It had the best dance moves ever and the video had Will in the finest metallic threads available to man. The best song? It's obviously Just The Two of Us. We could make it if we tried, Will! Just putting it out there. Truly the sweetest song to ever grace my ears. I still listen to it, I'm not even gonna front. Perfection.
As if he wasn't heavenly enough, his family is fucking amazing. Jada is adorable, guys. I'm not even hating. They named their kids JADEN and WILLOW. How fucking narcissistic/perfect is that? I wish I was part of their family, but I'd get kicked out with a quickness cause I have no talent. C'est la vie!

He is the embodiment of all that is good in the world. I am pretty sure he is the best actor of our generation, and you can quote me on that! I will never miss any of his movies for as long as I live. There have only been 2 people in my life that I confided in about my love for Will. All of that has changed! Guess my secret is finally out, huh?

...Or not! B)
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