situation nation.

Happy New Year, ya'll. 2011 is here, aren't you excited? Me neither. While everyone else is busy gearing up to Better Themselves via New Year's Resolutions, I am really just stoked for January 6th. Instead of wasting my time while some asshole bogarts the elliptical at the gym, I'm gonna be lying on my giant bed with the memory foam mattress watching my favorite show on earth... Jersey Shore!


If you think I'm gonna make up some sort of excuse to justify my love for the Shore, you are totally wrong. I have NO SHAME. I even own this shit on DVD, bro. I am serious. Ya'll have no idea how great this show is. Upon further inspection of the situation (hehe), I realized the reason I am so drawn to this show is because I can totally relate. They totally get me. It's like Art is Imitating Life. It's making my head explode, for example:

My Nutrition (via it not existing)



My Difficult Name (via always have to repeat it)



My Love Life (via lack of communication)



Can't wait! If you wanna get drunk (I shore do), you can also feel free to have an MVP Approved JS Drinking Game. This isn't really for you lightweights, though. Ready for the rules, champ? Take a shot of Ron Ron Juice every time:

• there is a shot of Snooki in her slippers
  
• Sammi says "legit"
  
• the Sitch doesn't end up sealing the deal
  
• Pauly D says something adorable
  
• Ronnie does his Chris Farley laugh
  
• J Woww adjusts herself
  
• you confuse Vinny with his Mom
  

As a special bonus, CHUG whenever they are shown completing the GTL trifecta.

Bottoms up, Bitches!