mad about you.

Anybody who is anybody knows I love Mad Men. After plenty of eye rolls and "That show is so boring" comments, it seems like last season people suddenly had a change of heart and now they LOVE it. Typical! Can't say I'm surprised, though ;)

I love the storyline, I love the music, and of course I love the wardrobe. Everything about this show is great! It makes me want to drink, smoke, and have affairs... all before lunch time. You know, business as usual. Let's be real, though. I'm forever hanging out at the shallow end of the pool, so I'm gonna present yall with a list of my top 3 boyfriends on the show.

#3- Don Draper


The obvious choice! Everybody thinks he is hot, duh. He lived in San Pedro for a while, which is where I've wanted to live since I was a kid. His hair is always on point, he looks like he smells good, AND his entire ensemble is always put together. You know he doesn't discriminate when it comes to the ladies, either. What's not to love? It's like shooting fish in a barrel (whatever that means). Shoulda been me in Rome with him instead of sorry ass Betty, but I digress.



#2- Roger Sterling


I know he is old, but Roger seriously has it going on. It's no secret that I like guys with ugly ass attitudes, so we'd be a perfect match. We have tons of things in common! We both think Joan is hot, we don't give a shit about offending anyone, and we both live our lives "like [we're] on shore leave". He's the ultimate hedonist, too. He has zero regard for anybody and he doesn't even bother remembering people's names. He is so dismissive! He is hilarious, though. Plus he is rich. Truly a match made in heaven.



#1- Paul Kinsey


Paul Kinsey is my baby. If this were real life, I'd be dating Paul. Seriously. My best friend says I always go for "ugly" guys, but I prefer the term Unconventional Looking. Don is too high maintenance for me and I'd probably outlive Roger, so Paul wins this round. He is from Jersey, loves Sci-Fi, and spends most of his time BS-ing at work. I love his sweet baby face, Orson Welles beard and all. He is kind of a pretentious jerk via listening to jazz while wearing a mohair sweater and smoking out of a pipe. He's so pompous that he is PERFECT. I mean, hello? We are obviously soul mates. He is one of those Creative Types, as well. He stole a typewriter from work! I mean, I'm fine with breaking the law if it's in the name of the Arts. I have to say that he stole my heart when he did that Rod Serling impersonation, though. Sigh. Boys that love the Twilight Zone get infinity points from me. Now if only he would come back! Just my luck.


I would also like to add that Pete Campbell's trifling ass didn't make the list, but he would have if I'd based my list on the actor who plays him, Vince Kartheiser. He is so funny on the DVD commentary! I was literally "LOL", not an easy feat considering I am a grinch and avoid smiling/laughing as much as possible. This is due to my general apathy/disdain for others and because it causes wrinkles. Just kidding! Anyway, I'll leave you all with a word of advice. Whenever you find yourself hating your life, remember:

"When God closes a door, he opens a dress."
-Roger Sterling